a tale of horror

when i lived in chicago the networks would replay their morning shows around three in the morning...being the insomniac that i am i would watch because we had four channels and i had no choice...it was almost like watching snuff films...it was the most subversive thing that i could do...these perky airheads coked up on coffee talking to the most irrational erroneous people...they had all these happy housewife activities...it was sick...these women, barren from their husbands' extra-marital flings and emotional emptiness, supply vacuuming and curtain tips to fill their souless voids...it scared the shit out of me...no one should be watching these programs at three in the morning...especially me...