do it for the bus

i had what you would call "warning track power"...this is something that has followed me throughout my entire life...i played the golden game of baseball for years, and had the success of one who had not been born with the gift of a golden arm, or of one with home run power conceived from a deal with the devil...that is to say, no success at all...i was never able to round the bases peacefully...i was never anything and still am not...and i have never experienced the joy of hitting a "ruthian" blast...i have only been a disappointment to existence, and like every ball i have launched, i fall short...it just isn't in the cards...i am what i is...another shadow on this lonely planet...